Friday, September 23, 2011


Food-wise, I have experienced few things more unpleasantly weird than eating a deviled egg after burning my tongue....


Thursday, September 22, 2011

You Know its Bad When...

You're lying in bed playing "Rock Paper Scissors" with yourself.

I couldn't sleep, I was bored...


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Quote of the Day

"The bigger they are, the more pieces they make."




Monday, September 19, 2011

Grin of the Week

I couldn't resist.

Have a week as epic as this grin...well, try to.



Monday, September 12, 2011

Grin of the Week

More like "Twisted Little Smirk of the Week."

Loki, from the movie "Thor." (Which comes out of DVD, tomorrow, FYI.) I find it mildly ironic that they have Loki smiling on the poster, as he actually smiles like twice in the whole movie.

Tom Hiddleston seriously deserves at least an Oscar nomination for his role as Loki.


Friday, September 9, 2011

They are Coming...

I didn't think much of them at first, I mean, I'd seen the little creeps my entire life. It wasn't until recently, when they started getting more pesky, that I gave them a great deal of consideration.

That's when I made a shocking discovery; these little brown flying things that go under the unassuming name of "pantry moths" are NOT what we were thinking they were. Few know of this and even fewer have come out and told anyone. I am here to enlighten you.

The truth is this: never before has our world witnessed so great a feat of intergalactic espionage.

Yes, that's the truth. Now you may think "Oh! We should try to talk to them! 8D" Do not, I repeat do NOT act friendly towards them. They are harmless, but if they are, in fact, Skrullspies, we should kill as many as possible! I already have, and that was before I even knew what they were up to. Heed The Call!!! Buy those little sticky triangle traps, smash them with a fly swatter, use your bare hands!!! I do. :}

This is not a threat to be taken lightly! Take initiative! They must be stopped! We must annihilate the "pantry moths"!!!

This is the time to come to the aid of your fellow man, stop the "pantry moths"!

Thank you for your time.


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Fish

At one point in the official music video for the Green Day song "21 Guns" a fish tank gets shot and the water starts pouring out. Sad right? Well, a bit later fight near the end of the song, you see the fish. All the water is out of his tank, but he managed to survive by going into a gar that is in the tank, still filled with water.

Lots of times, I feel like that fish.


Thursday, September 1, 2011


246 days until "The Avengers" is in the theaters!!!