Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Tip of the Day
Don't get poison ivy.
Allow me to emphasize: Do. NOT. Get. Poison ivy. Run into a wall, bruise yourself, stub your toe, watch Star Trek: The Motion Picture, I don't care, just do not get poison ivy.
I spent last night contemplating amputation for my left arm. Poison ivy is not nice. And on top of everything, it looks like there is some sort of alien parasite living on you.
Yeah. That's disgusting.
My point was, don't get poison ivy.
Jay
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I'm a little unclear. What is it you're trying to say?
look both ways before crossing the street.
Yeah.
Jay
Poor thing. :( I've never gotten the stuff, but my mom has a TERRIBLE time with it. She might be able to give you some tips on what to do about relieving some of the suffering...
~ A.K. ~
It helps to be immune to it. Unlike my brother, who can just look at it and get it...
JSW
Aw, thanks for the comfort. :) We sprayed hair-spray on it last night and as odd as that may sound, it actually helped an awful lot.
I've only gotten it once before, and that is kinda amazing considering where we live. I figure I've evaded nature long enough, I had this coming. :p
Jay
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