Yes, really. And, I expect you to remember that during our forthcoming visit. . . I do not wish for you to bless me with any bruises this weekend. I'm kind of funny that way. . .
"Usually" is the key word in your statement, Jay. I remember at least one time that you were not physically assaulted prior to delivering a near-lethal blow.
I will be on the lookout for the famous blade of Cutlass MacNabb, knowing the temperament and violent disposition of such a menacing (albeit legal) privateer.
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Such violence is unbecoming in a fair maiden such as yourself. :P
Oh really...?
Jay
Yes, really. And, I expect you to remember that during our forthcoming visit. . . I do not wish for you to bless me with any bruises this weekend. I'm kind of funny that way. . .
Eeeheehahahaha!!! (Evil laugh )
Ok. I'll remember. I usually only hit when hit first, though...
Jay
Paperbacks don't hurt, dp. ;) Just watch out if she pulls out her sword...
"Usually" is the key word in your statement, Jay. I remember at least one time that you were not physically assaulted prior to delivering a near-lethal blow.
I will be on the lookout for the famous blade of Cutlass MacNabb, knowing the temperament and violent disposition of such a menacing (albeit legal) privateer.
It's simple: Don't freak me out and I won't turn around and hit you out of sheer, shall we say, panic.
With enough force, a paperback could hurt...
Jay
Ah! But, Jay! I couldn't remember if it was Thranduil,Theoden, or Denithor, so I thought it would be safest to just go with a simple descriptor.
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